REALITY HURTS.
GET USED TO IT.
The only app that won't lie to you
Your Daily Dose of Reality
No sugar coating. No false hope. Just truth.
"Your confidence is inspiring. Too bad your skills didn't get the memo."
"Your confidence is inspiring. Too bad your skills didn't get the memo."
Why Join the Suffering?
Because fake positivity is exhausting
Daily Brutal Truths
Wake up to reality checks that actually check you. No motivational quotes, just cold hard facts about your life choices.
Share the Pain
Send brutal truths to friends and watch relationships crumble. Features our patented "Honesty Mode" for maximum damage.
Collect Trauma Badges
Gamify your existential dread. Unlock achievements for hitting rock bottom. Show off your suffering to the world.
Compare Misery with Friends
Leaderboards for who's having the worst day. See how your suffering ranks against millions of other desperate souls.
Your Journey to Enlightenment
A roadmap of inevitable disappointment
Day 1: Denial Phase
"This app is probably just being edgy. I can handle the truth!" Narrator: They could not handle the truth.
Week 1: Acceptance Begins
You start laughing at your own misery. Your therapist is concerned but you've never felt more alive (in a dead inside way).
Month 1: Evangelism
You've sent the app to 47 people. Only 3 still talk to you. Worth it. You're collecting badges faster than your self-esteem is dropping.
Forever: Peak Enlightenment
You've transcended. Nothing hurts anymore because you've accepted that everything is pain. You're now a DESPER ambassador.
Join Millions in Misery
We're not alone in our suffering
Desperate Souls
Downloaded and embraced the chaos
Brutal Truths Sent
And counting every second
Friendships Ended
Via our Honesty Mode feature
Ready to face reality?
Download DESPER now and join the honest revolution.
Your delusions won't download themselves away.
