Why We
Made This
Origin story of existential dread
The Problem
Everywhere you look, it's toxic positivity and cringe "feel better" apps. You know the ones—pastel colors, rainbows, and condescending affirmations like "You're doing amazing, sweetie!" when you're literally not.
These apps act like a few deep breaths and a gratitude journal will fix your existential dread. Spoiler: they won't. Reality is harsh, and pretending otherwise is exhausting.
We were tired of the BS. So we made something honest.
Our Solution
This app fights back with brutal honesty and mean quotes—for fun. No sugar-coating. No toxic positivity. Just pure, unfiltered reality served with a side of dark humor.
We serve you quotes that actually reflect how you feel when life sucks. Because sometimes, you don't need a pep talk—you need someone to validate that yeah, this does suck.
It's therapeutic through cynicism. You're welcome.
A Warning
This app is satire. It's dark comedy. If you take everything seriously and get upset by jokes about suffering, please leave now. We mean it.
We are NOT a substitute for actual mental health support. If you're genuinely struggling, talk to someone who cares. We're just here for the laughs.
Now go back and embrace the chaos